Clean Reader? F-ck That Sh-t.

Have you guys heard about Clean Reader? It’s a new app that prevents swear words in eBooks from being displayed on screens. The app features three settings:

  • Clean, which will remove words such as the ever-popular “fuck”;
  • Cleaner, and
  • Squeaky clean, which will take out words such as “damn” if they bother you.

The text itself isn’t changed — after all, that would be a violation of copyright. Instead, the offending word is blacked out and the lesser word put in its place.

My first thought when I read about this was that Baby Grand would be a completely different book if read with this app. A mob story with characters who talk like choir boys?

My second thought was: Who would want to read Baby Grand this way?

By taking out the profanity, this app is not only sanitizing the text, but sanitizing the author’s intentions, the grittiness of the story’s texture, and the authenticity of the characters and the way people communicate.

I would challenge those who feel they need Clean Reader to try and open their minds to new ways of communicating and thinking. I know it may not seem that way to some, but every curse word in Baby Grand has been carefully considered. Also, there are oodles of books on the market that cater to all kinds of tastes. If profanity really offends you — and, hey, that’s perfectly fine (although I don’t get it, probably because I’m from New York) — read books that have been written by someone like you for someone like you. In my opinion, if you are dying to read The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo because you’ve heard it’s such a great book — and it is — why would you want to delete some of the very elements that help to make it great?

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